brotip #1415

ladies, guys are sick of
hearing you ask where
all of the "nice guys" are.
they're in the friend zone,
where you left them.

brotip #1

there's a 99% chance
that you're awesome.
act like it.

brotip #1434

girls are like pokémon.
it doesn't matter how
good you are; you can't
catch any if you don't
have any balls.