brotip #627
being drunk doesn't make you funny. it makes you drunk.
brotip #638
you usually find what you're looking for the moment you stop looking for it.
brotip #652
jokes about your bro's girl become off limits if said bro falls in love with her.
brotip #662
the internet won't lend you money when you're short or give you a ride when you need one. stay in touch with your bros.
brotip #689
no one is always right.
brotip #710
when it comes to dating, "leagues" don't exist.
brotip #717
you'd be amazed at how much faster texts seem to come when you're not always checking for them.
brotip #755
together, we can make the phrase "epic fail" go away.
