brotip #1468
don’t mourn your
break-up; celebrate
your freedom.
brotip #1540
appreciate everything
you have. someone,
somewhere, is fighting
for you to have it.
brotip #1685
saying, “let’s still be
friends,” after a bad
break-up is like saying,
“the dog died, but we
can still keep it.”
brotip #1906
never be ashamed
of your job. if you flip
burgers, flip some
fucking dope burgers.
brotip #1631
nothing worthwhile is
ever easy.*
brotip #20
they say they like nerds?
that means they like
attractive people in
glasses.
don't break out the
yu-gi-oh cards just yet.
brotip #1451
you reserve the right
to not invite anyone
that you know is going
to be a downer.
