brotip #67
chicks go crazy for beastly hugs. that one-armed shit makes you look like a little bitch.
brotip #1441
why wouldn't you
support gay bros?
technically, it just leaves
more chicks for you.
brotip #1735
it doesn’t matter how
old or gangster you
are--if a toddler hands
you a toy phone, you
answer that shit.
brotip #1007
"hey" = she's alive.
"heyy" = she likes you.
"heyyy" = she wants your dick.
"heyyyyy" = wasted.
brotip #1068
party instructions:
1. walk in.
2. fuck shit up.
3. walk out.
brotip #1455
relationship guideline:
if you swapped phones
with your girl for a day,
would you still be
together the next day?
brotip #1618
don’t let anyone tell you
you’re too young to
accomplish something.
a baby shark is still
a fucking shark.
brotip #1495
they say nice guys
finish last, but they
usually finish with a wife
and a wicked savings
account. stick it out, bro.
