ladies, you can't always blame your bad mood on pms. bros, don't make the mistake of telling your girl she has pms.
the biggest way to say, "fuck you" to all your haters is to live like they don't exist.
sometimes the best wingman is the dude working at the haunted house.
dating isn't real estate, bro. you don't have to secure a new one before moving out of the old one.
sorry dude, but buying someone a drink doesn't mean they're obligated to have sex with you.
don't be the only drunk person. don't be the only sober person.