brotip #1013
ladies, you can't always blame your bad mood on pms. bros, don't make the mistake of telling your girl she has pms.
brotip #1152
the biggest way to say, "fuck you" to all your haters is to live like they don't exist.
brotip #1172
sometimes the best wingman is the dude working at the haunted house.
brotip #1184
dating isn't real estate, bro. you don't have to secure a new one before moving out of the old one.
brotip #1246
sorry dude, but buying someone a drink doesn't mean they're obligated to have sex with you.
brotip #1279
don't be the only drunk person. don't be the only sober person.