brotip #295

make shit happen. there are enough obstacles out there for you to not have to hold yourself back as well.

brotip #300

you don't have to say "be right back" when you're texting. like, dude. you're texting.

brotip #354

there's a little truth behind every "j/k".

brotip #419

trying to make your ex jealous will just make them happier to be done with you.

brotip #451

"g". that's a lowercase "G". "q". that's a lowercase "Q". they are not the same.

brotip #538

if you have to explain a joke, it's probably not funny.

brotip #558

you can wipe off make-up. you can't wipe off confidence.

brotip #590

if you can't aim your piss in the toilet like an adult, sit down and piss like a child.