brotip #590
if you can't aim your piss in the toilet like an adult, sit down and piss like a child.
brotip #724
do your best to only talk when you know what you're talking about.
brotip #733
writing "hacked" is unnecessary. everyone knows your friend doesn't actually like humping goats.
brotip #777
luck is for losers.
brotip #791
fake is the latest trend, and everyone's in style.
brotip #908
if you can't deal with the fact that they've dated other people, then you aren't ready to date them.
brotip #916
there's no point letting your girlfriend win if you're going to claim that you let her win.
brotip #998
life isn't about finding yourself. it's about creating yourself.
