brotip #479
saying "don’t look" will almost always result in someone looking.
brotip #482
don't get caught.
brotip #486
the more original you are, the more people will copy you.
brotip #540
you can walk around being sad about them, or you can swagg up and show them what they're missing.
brotip #552
your bros don't need to know why you broke up, because it's understood that it's the other person's fault.
brotip #576
on a second thought, asking a stupid question is much better than making a stupid mistake.
brotip #599
it's true that if you point a finger at someone, there are literally three pointing back at you. try it. that shit is trippy.
brotip #605
when things don't go as expected, it makes for a pretty rad story.
