brotip #126
get your own swagger. if how rad you are is made up of all your friends, it's not how rad YOU are.
brotip #1015
ever hear of your "gut feeling"? it's there for a reason, and it's usually right.
brotip #1065
don't be that guy who gets easily offended by jokes. that guy is disliked by many.
brotip #1075
in an essay, you can end a list with, "etc." in a conversation, you can end that same list with, "or some shit."
brotip #1145
everything looks cooler in slow motion.
brotip #1150
if you're clever enough, you might be able to turn a butt dial into a booty call.
brotip #1159
always stick to your commitments.