brotip #1190

if she doesn't look good after the first three shots, she's really not going to look good with a hangover.

brotip #1206

if there's anything that you're currently doing just to get attention, stop doing it.

brotip #1221

apologizing just to say you were "the bigger person," does not make you the bigger person.

brotip #239

there's always going to be an audience. give them something to talk about.

brotip #381

you can tell a lot by someone's facebook likes. sleep and bob marley? stoner.
nutella and harry potter? tumblr kid.

brotip #433

having haters that are two-faced just gives them more lips with which to kiss your ass.

brotip #435

there are enough reasons to dislike a person to where you don't have to use their religion (or lack thereof).

brotip #445

life's what you make it. you almost can't afford to waste any more time not making it awesome.