brotip #198

"lol" doesn't mean they actually laughed out loud.

brotip #1099

hate to be the one to break this to you, but trying to be a guido won't get you laid.

brotip #1196

when someone says, "you don’t wanna know," consider the fact that you might really not want to know.

brotip #1199

if studying for you means half an hour of reading followed by two hours of internet, you're doing it wrong.

brotip #1226

if you set your status to "text me, I'm bored," you will almost always hear from the one person you don't want to talk to.

brotip #310

"liking" thousands of facebook groups because "omg they're so relatable!" will make people hate you.

brotip #364

liking all of someone's facebook pictures will get you blocked, not laid.