brotip #1483
you only live once.
brotip #1597
be the person your
dog thinks you are.
brotip #1645
if your life is all about
getting hammered and
screwing things,
congrats. you're a tool.
brotip #1293
you don't have to have sex to cheat. once you find yourself deleting texts, you're probably almost there.
brotip #1544
whenever you think
about giving up, think
about why you've kept
going for this long.
brotip #23
live every day
like you're glen coco.
brotip #1436
while making out,
gradually pushing her
face towards your lap
does not increase your
chances of getting head.
brotip #281
"rad shit happens to people who can get through bad shit."
-napoleon bronaparte
