brotip #61
if you realize you like someone, tell them. before someone else does.
brotip #1477
love your haters.
you made them.
brotip #1709
when a girl changes her
clothes in front of you,
she’s either really
interested or you’re
level 99 friend-zoned.
brotip #1718
would the five year-old
version of you look up
to the person you’ve
become? think about it.
brotip #1518
have patience when
dating. sometimes you
have to slay some
dragons before you get
to the princess.
brotip #1326
if you're riding shotgun, you're automatically on cop look-out. with great power comes great responsibility.
brotip #1484
avoid the gym in
january, bro. it’s still full
of new year’s resolution
people.*
brotip #1531
if you can’t win,
lose like a champion.
