brotip #418
there's a difference between standing up for yourself and making excuses for yourself.
brotip #561
it's up to you to be happy for your bros, even when you really couldn't give less of a fuck.
brotip #643
in all seriousness, just because you can say anything doesn't mean you always should.
brotip #647
you never know what another bro's going through.
brotip #701
beauty fades. stupidity is incurable.
brotip #711
you spend about two-thirds of your life sleeping or working. make that last third worth the other two.
brotip #740
it doesn't make sense to criticize someone for being unable to do something you're unable to do.
brotip #750
be honest when facebook reminds you of someone's birthday. "happy birthday…apparently."
