brotip #1036
there's a difference between chivalry and just being annoying.
brotip #1128
the amount of confidence you have is directly proportional to the probability of you getting laid this weekend.
brotip #1140
calm down and walk away. sometimes it's better to let your ego take hits, rather than your face.
brotip #1200
vegas rules (n.): an agreement between you and your bros that "what happens here, stays here."
brotip #1267
getting her drunk first does not count as foreplay.
brotip #313
quit whining about everything. no one wants to hear that.
brotip #343
put your shirt back on and sober up. you don't "do ufc", you just watch mma.
brotip #353
don't confuse teen angst with depression. relax, give yourself time to grow out of it.
