brotip #384
if you're waiting for someone to text you back, sending "…" isn't going to make them want to respond any sooner.
brotip #387
people aren't impressed when you purposely rev your engine as your drive by.
brotip #407
someone not liking what you're doing doesn't mean you have to stop. you're the one doing it, not them.
brotip #434
gossip is for little kids. you're bigger than that, bro.
brotip #441
perhaps bitching on the internet that no one is texting you is one of the reasons no one wants to text you.
brotip #503
people who say the most usually know the least.
brotip #600
don't get your hopes up, bro. push-up bras do wonders.
brotip #713
assume everything you do is going to be on video.
