brotip #1859
a real pregame is just
as memorable as the
party.
brotip #1858
don't take yourself so
seriously, bro. if you
do, no one else will.
brotip #1857
people don't often
remember finalists.
go out and win.
brotip #1856
when planning a
party, assume every
"maybe" is a "no" and
every "yes" is an "i'm
bringing five friends."
brotip #1855
if your 30 mpg car is
giving you 20 mpg,
you drive like a dick.
brotip #1854
if you let someone
talk shit about your bro
and don’t stand up for
him, you might as well
be doing it too.
brotip #1853
always warn someone
before you put them
on speakerphone.
brotip #1852
it’s better to be young
and stupid than old
and regretful.
