brotip #1369
you never know who's going to be hot three years from now.
brotip #1368
show no mercy to bros that pass out with their shoes on.
brotip #1367
if you know you can't stop something from happening, at least find a good spot to watch it.
brotip #1366
if the party gets busted, start counting cop cars; if it doesn't add up, there are more cops out back.
brotip #1365
the bro who tried and failed will always get more respect than the one who never even gave it a shot.
brotip #1364
dress like you're going to see your ex today.
brotip #1363
the teacher said you can't use wikipedia as a source, but that doesn't mean you can't use the sources wikipedia used.
brotip #1362
your bros are like credit cards: the less you use them, the better.
