brotip #1329

any logical reason for not doing something can be overcome with, "don't be a bitch, dude."

brotip #1328

every set of bros needs a, "the person we're talking about is right behind you" signal.

brotip #1327

roll with the downs life throws at you along with the ups. every day being sunny would just lead to a drought.

brotip #1326

if you're riding shotgun, you're automatically on cop look-out. with great power comes great responsibility.

brotip #1325

you never really know how drunk you are until you stand up.

brotip #1324

don't let your relationship problems fuck up everybody's night. common courtesy, bro.

brotip #1323

deleting your facebook is like running away from home: you're just doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.

brotip #1322

if you go, "playing cod," and she doesn't reply, she's either pissed or chill enough to let you focus.