brotip #1267

getting her drunk first does not count as foreplay.

brotip #1266

don't ask someone for their opinion and then get mad when they give it to you.

brotip #1265

not every girl is looking for "hot douchebag." some chicks will want you for using a semicolon correctly.

brotip #1264

"whatever you want." = "you know what I like. choose from those options."

brotip #1263

cleavage is like the sun. it's there and you can see it, but never stare directly at it for too long.

brotip #1262

take every opportunity you get to travel out of your hometown.

brotip #1261

don't trust anyone who's only around when you're winning.

brotip #1260

it's always easier to go from being friends to being more than friends than it is to do the opposite.