brotip #1303
those dudes that are loudest in their threats are weakest in their actions.
brotip #1302
knowing which of your bros has the same phone charger as you could save your ass one day.
brotip #1301
the difference between your friends thinking you're a dumbass and thinking you're a genius is if it ends up working.
brotip #1300
"fuck this shit, it's friday," is a perfectly valid excuse for not doing any work.
brotip #1299
everything on the internet is funniest before you try to explain it to somebody else.
brotip #1298
if you give a chick your sweatshirt, don't expect to get it back.
brotip #1297
pick-up lines: don’t use them.
brotip #1296
cleaning isn't moving the shit on your desk to your bed in the morning and moving it back to your desk to sleep.
