brotip #1150
if you're clever enough, you might be able to turn a butt dial into a booty call.
brotip #1149
it's hard to say no to the puppy dog face.*
brotip #1148
start an actual conversaion with her. all of that, "sup? nothing much, you?" bullshit won't get you anywhere.
brotip #1147
your bro making fun of his girlfriend or family does not mean it's okay for you to make fun of his girlfriend or family.
brotip #1146
if you still have more dreams than regrets, congratulations. you haven't gotten old yet.
brotip #1145
everything looks cooler in slow motion.
brotip #1144
money can't buy happiness, but it can buy music. close enough.
brotip #1143
most of the time, "it was free," is a perfectly valid excuse.
