brotip #955
when life throws you a curveball, hit it out the fucking park.
brotip #954
saying "you've probably never heard of it," at any point in the conversation makes you a tool.
brotip #953
never diss your ride home.
brotip #952
the sicker your story is, the more proof you need. pics or it didn't happen.
brotip #951
burritos are appropriate for any meal of the day.
brotip #950
the longer you wait to handle something, the harder it gets.
ladies.
brotip #949
if someone asks if it's okay for them to talk to your ex, they're already talking to your ex.
brotip #948
saying "fact." after your opinion doesn't actually make it a fact.
