brotip #883
taking that extra second to make sure you're texting the right person is stupidly worth it.
brotip #882
once you're twenty, dating the hottest girl in high school is no longer cool.
brotip #881
the more you "send this to all your friends," the less people you'll have to send it to.
brotip #880
they probably didn't notice that they took an hour to reply, so you don't need to wait an hour to reply back.
brotip #879
if you say, "it's none of my business, but…" your sentence is one word too long.
brotip #878
calling your friends at midnight to tell them happy birthday is and always will be legit.
brotip #877
don't be in a relationship if you're going to act single.
brotip #876
"the things you own end up owning you."
-tyler broden
