brotip #870

if one of your friends disappears off the face of the planet, check to see if they changed their relationship status.

brotip #869

if you're not prepared to lose every friend you have over a board game, you're not playing hard enough.

brotip #868

you give respect, you get respect.

brotip #867

your phone has vibrate. no one needs to hear five seconds of a dubstep drop every time you get a text.

brotip #866

good weekends are the kind you tell your friends about. awesome weekends are the kind they were there for.

brotip #865

you get what you pay for.

brotip #864

there's plenty of fish in the sea, so don't settle until you find a fucking mermaid.

brotip #863

just because you didn't mean for something to sound bad doesn't mean it didn't. think first.