brotip #895

you're not "too cool for facebook" or "too cool to listen to the radio." don't put unnecessary restraints on yourself.

brotip #894

when on a date, walk up and ring the doorbell. when picking up a bro, honking and calling them names works too.

brotip #893

"absence makes the heart grow fonder" may be true, but so is "out of sight, out of mind."

brotip #892

not texting back is a surprisingly simple way to end an argument.

brotip #891

not everyone who can grow facial hair, should.

brotip #890

don't be that dude who can't tell the difference between flirting and just being nice. that dude is awkward.

brotip #889

get older.
never get old.

brotip #888

don't stress over what "could've been." if it should've been, odds are it would've been.