brotip #1909
no moms = no bros.
show some love.
brotip #1908
two people to never be:
the guy who only
considers the rewards,
and the guy who only
considers the risks.
brotip #1907
time spent trying to
get more followers is
time that should be
spent reassessing
your life goals.
brotip #1906
never be ashamed
of your job. if you flip
burgers, flip some
fucking dope burgers.
brotip #1905
if you use the last of
something, replacing it
with a cheaper version
isn't an option, bro.
brotip #1904
the, “smoke while
studying and then
smoke before the exam
to jog your memory”
strategy doesn't work.
brotip #1903
taking more than five
seconds to pull your
wallet out of your pocket
means your pants are
probably too tight.
brotip #1902
if the chick you’re
hitting on at the bar says,
“be right back,” don’t
wait up for too long, bro.
