brotip #1903

taking more than five
seconds to pull your
wallet out of your pocket
means your pants are
probably too tight.

brotip #1902

if the chick you’re
hitting on at the bar says,
“be right back,” don’t
wait up for too long, bro.

brotip #1901

don’t sweat a rough
start. it doesn’t mean
nearly as much if you
finish strong.

brotip #1900

sometimes, the best
plan is to not have
a plan at all.

brotip #1899

know what kind of
mode your bro gets in
when drunk. whether it’s
angry, happy, or “get it
in,” plan accordingly.

brotip #1898

most of the effort it
takes to do something
is convincing
yourself to do it.

brotip #1897

when in a third-wheel
situation, think of it
like a tricycle. you’re
the badass huge
wheel in the front.

brotip #1896

if you majorly fuck
up, the least you can
do is make sure other
people don’t fuck up
the same way.