brotip #1822

any time someone tells
you the version of the
story where they did
nothing wrong, they’re
leaving things out.

brotip #1821

knowledge is being
aware of what you can
do. wisdom is knowing
when not to do it.

brotip #1820

if you buy a pick-up
truck, prepare to help
everyone move.

brotip #1819

know that when you
play a practical joke
on a bro, whatever his
payback is will be
ten times worse.

brotip #1818

an important thing
about being funny is
realizing that you're not
funny all the time.

brotip #1817

there are times where
not knowing the answer
means you should
guess. giving directions
is not one of those times.

brotip #1816

everyone has a friend
that you know is going to
be a shit show as soon
as alcohol is involved.
don't be that friend.

brotip #1815

chicks are like
teammates. if all you
ever try to do is score,
they're going to stop
playing with you.