brotip #1394

keep what you say like
a girl's skirt: long enough
to cover the important
details, but short enough
to be interesting.

brotip #1393

use back roads
responsibly. they can
get you there an hour
faster or put you in the
middle of a horror movie.

brotip #1392

"don't worry, we never
dated. we only hooked
up," will never make your
girlfriend less pissed.

brotip #1391

study up, bro. "finals"
aren't supposed to
stand for "fuck, i never
actually learned shit."

brotip #1390

finishing a handle of
alcohol and saving the
bottle as a trophy <
having actual trophies.

brotip #1389

don't tell people things
that you wouldn't want
repeated to at least five
other bros. you never
know when it will be.

brotip #1388

even though it might
seem like it at the time,
the first thing you say
after sex shouldn't
be "thank you."

brotip #1387

if smelling your clothes
becomes part of
deciding what to wear,
do laundry, bro.