brotip #1318

don't get her number off her profile.

brotip #1317

when a bro has some shit in their teeth or on their face, you tell them. no exceptions.

brotip #1316

if you have to justify your relationship by saying, "she's mature for her age," there's a problem.

brotip #1315

on average, the people you don't want to talk to text you back three times faster than the people that you do.

brotip #1314

if it seems like you're going through an uphill struggle, just think about the view from the top.

brotip #1313

when you give someone a piece of gum, prepare to give everyone within a five mile radius a piece of gum.

brotip #1312

age isn't always a measure of wisdom. sometimes, a younger bro knows more than an older one.

brotip #1311

live like you never want to say, "same shit, different day," again.