brotip #1291
methods of having an important conversation: twitter < facebook < texting < phone call < in person
brotip #1290
when someone goes, "can I ask you a question?" before they actually ask it, prepare for shit to get real.
brotip #1289
nothing wrong with being a lady's man instead of a ladies' man.
brotip #1288
if you're going to make plans that exclude somebody, at least wait until that person isn't around.
brotip #1287
sometimes pets are better bros than people.
brotip #1286
always greet your bro's new girl with, "so this is who you're always telling me about!" regardless of if you've heard of her.
brotip #1285
just remember, you'll laugh about it later.
brotip #1284
a wish is just another word for a goal. after you make it, do what you can to see that it happens.
