brotip #1273
shitty car + muffler doesn't = sports car. it makes it a louder shitty car.
brotip #1272
if anyone ever looks at you and says, "hold my beer, watch this," you're probably going to want to pay attention.
brotip #1271
you can only call shotgun when you can see the car. don't try to claim it two hours before you leave.
brotip #1270
always respect a girl that can drive stick.
brotip #1269
never be afraid to face your problems, bro. you're more important than they are.
brotip #1268
a relationship without trust is like a phone with no service: all you do is play games.
brotip #1267
getting her drunk first does not count as foreplay.
brotip #1266
don't ask someone for their opinion and then get mad when they give it to you.
