brotip #1259
just because you play shooting games doesn't make you a weapons expert.
brotip #1258
if you don't trust your bros around your girl, you need new bros.
brotip #1257
how bad you look the morning after = how fun the night before was.
brotip #1256
"we didn't shake on it," is not a good excuse after losing a bet.
brotip #1255
you don't have to check your refrigerator every five minutes. food isn't going to magically appear.
brotip #1254
if you see your bro wearing sunglasses in class monday morning, talk softly. sounds like a hangover.
brotip #1253
any password is better than, "password".
brotip #1252
sitting and complaining about how ugly you are is just as annoying as bragging about how hot you are.
