brotip #1227

standing by yourself in the corner of the party doesn't make you "mysterious." go talk to people.

brotip #1226

if you set your status to "text me, I'm bored," you will almost always hear from the one person you don't want to talk to.

brotip #1225

don't brag to her about your killstreaks. she doesn't give a fuck about your killstreaks.

brotip #1224

after you say, "it's whatever," it has to actually be whatever. don't try to bring it up later.

brotip #1223

while staring at a person's elbow, you will never miss a high-five.

brotip #1222

if you didn't drive, you don't get to decide when to leave.

brotip #1221

apologizing just to say you were "the bigger person," does not make you the bigger person.

brotip #1220

if you see a girl eating out of a pint of ice cream with a spoon, walk on by, bro. you don't wanna know.