brotip #1242
stop spending money you don't have on things you don't need to impress people you don't like. It's not worth it.
brotip #1241
the world would be a much better place if everyone listened more than they spoke.
brotip #1240
half your age plus seven, bro. date any younger and you're being creepy.
brotip #1239
a good indication of your reputation is the third thing people use to describe you.*
brotip #1238
it is a sober bro's duty to keep watch over the not-so-sober bros.
brotip #1237
"if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all," also applies to yourself. confidence, bro.
brotip #1236
don't be the douchebag that ends his own last name with "-eezy".
brotip #1235
never hook up in the bedroom of the person throwing the party.
