brotip #1223
while staring at a person's elbow, you will never miss a high-five.
brotip #1222
if you didn't drive, you don't get to decide when to leave.
brotip #1221
apologizing just to say you were "the bigger person," does not make you the bigger person.
brotip #1220
if you see a girl eating out of a pint of ice cream with a spoon, walk on by, bro. you don't wanna know.
brotip #1219
if someone asks you how long you've been dating and you have to go, "altogether, or this time" there's a problem.
brotip #1218
laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color.
brotip #1217
whenever possible, leave at least one urinal between you and the other guy in the restroom.
brotip #1216
what you said: "hey, you look nice today!" what she heard: "hey, you look like shit every other day!"
