brotip #1035
save the games for a memory card, bro. if you really want someone, go get them.
brotip #1034
everything means more when you spell it out.*
brotip #1033
back to school? no supplies? no worries. the only thing you need on the first day is swagg.
brotip #1032
in life, be the pink starburst.
brotip #1031
everybody hates the "who's going to text first?" battle between dudes and chicks. stick it out; text first.
brotip #1030
when going to a party, remember that the clothes you're wearing aren't as important as the clothes you aren't.
brotip #1029
don't let someone trick you into paying extra for vip. If you have to pay for vip, you must not be too important.
brotip #1028
you can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.
