brotip #964

you know those war stories your grandpa tells? listen to them. they're usually really fucking cool.

brotip #963

attention parents, girlfriends, boyfriends, etc.: there's a difference between "protective" and "psychotic".

brotip #962

an argument is not a contest of who can yell the loudest.

brotip #961

"genius" is relative. that kid that got perfect grades and that kid that can make a bong out of an avocado both qualify.

brotip #960

you shouldn't have to apologize for being real.

brotip #959

there's one thing that both chicks and dudes have in common: everyone likes for their hair to be played with.

brotip #958

trying to convince someone you want a relationship just so you can hook up probably isn't worth it.

brotip #957

that person who's obviously into you? give them a chance. you never know.