brotip #1007
"hey" = she's alive.
"heyy" = she likes you.
"heyyy" = she wants your dick.
"heyyyyy" = wasted.
brotip #1006
all bros should know the "my mom is calling" procedure: turn down the music and everyone shuts the fuck up.
brotip #1005
being able to tell your bros you hooked up with that hot chick < being able to tell your girl you turned her down.
brotip #1004
don't worry if you didn't get her, bro. two things in life are infinite: the universe* and options.
brotip #1003
despised or idolized; either way, you're recognized.
brotip #1002
"you can't base what you're going to be off of what everyone isn't."
-jay-z
brotip #1001
do everything for greatness, not money. money follows greatness.
