brotip #908
if you can't deal with the fact that they've dated other people, then you aren't ready to date them.
brotip #907
haters are like balloons. they're different shapes and colors, but they're all full of hot air.
brotip #906
if you're looking for something after a party, check the freezer. everything ends up in the freezer.
brotip #905
someone that loves you won't try to change you. why would you change something you love?
brotip #904
if they say they're sober, they're probably wasted. if they say they're wasted, they're probably sober.
brotip #903
stop captioning your pictures "i'm so ugly" in an attempt to get people to compliment you.
brotip #902
you're not going to win a free iphone for clicking a pop-up.
brotip #901
go hard in the motherfucking paint.
