brotip #873

if your reaction after losing a follower or a friend is, "they must've deleted their account," you have coping issues.

brotip #872

one reason why you can do something is worth more than a hundred reasons why you can't.

brotip #871

yeah, sending your ex a text about your new girlfriend does, in fact, make you a dick.

brotip #870

if one of your friends disappears off the face of the planet, check to see if they changed their relationship status.

brotip #869

if you're not prepared to lose every friend you have over a board game, you're not playing hard enough.

brotip #868

you give respect, you get respect.

brotip #867

your phone has vibrate. no one needs to hear five seconds of a dubstep drop every time you get a text.

brotip #866

good weekends are the kind you tell your friends about. awesome weekends are the kind they were there for.