brotip #832
it's way more fun to do the unexpected than to just expect it.
brotip #831
you can't call someone out on something when you're doing the same thing.
brotip #830
the cure for boredom is curiosity.
brotip #829
relax. not every gay dude wants your dick. they have standards, too.
brotip #828
it's not cool to sexile your bros every time your girlfriend shows up.
brotip #827
few things in life are free, and most of those are stds anyway.
brotip #826
value shouldn't be measured in likes, comments, and follower count.
brotip #825
if you think about it, whether you're in a battle or trying to keep peace, it's always better to take the high road.
