brotip #803
a pessimist is alone. an optimist is always two people away from having a threesome.
brotip #802
sorry, bro, but constantly checking her facebook page won't bring her back.
brotip #801
try to be less jealous of your bro's achievements, and more proud of them.
brotip #800
once you start it, don't stop until you've finished it.
brotip #799
quality is usually better than quantity.
brotip #798
"what kind of person are you interested in?" = "i want you to describe me."
brotip #797
whatever you ride, ride it well. whether it's a mustang, a minivan, or a level 60 mount on warcraft.
brotip #796
just a heads up, comparing your girlfriend to your ex never ends well.
