brotip #1219

if someone asks you how long you've been dating and you have to go, "altogether, or this time" there's a problem.

brotip #1218

laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color.

brotip #1217

whenever possible, leave at least one urinal between you and the other guy in the restroom.

brotip #1216

what you said: "hey, you look nice today!" what she heard: "hey, you look like shit every other day!"

brotip #1215

telling someone to calm down is pretty much the worst way to get someone to calm down.

brotip #1214

you're more likely to wake your roommate up by stumbling around in the dark than you are by turning on the light.

brotip #1213

if you don't know what you'd do without someone, don't give them a reason to let you find out.

brotip #1212

cheating is like eating fast food: you do it, you enjoy it, and then you feel like shit.