brotip #1147
your bro making fun of his girlfriend or family does not mean it's okay for you to make fun of his girlfriend or family.
brotip #1146
if you still have more dreams than regrets, congratulations. you haven't gotten old yet.
brotip #1145
everything looks cooler in slow motion.
brotip #1144
money can't buy happiness, but it can buy music. close enough.
brotip #1143
most of the time, "it was free," is a perfectly valid excuse.
brotip #1142
how well your night went is decided by two things: where you woke up and the amount of clothes you were wearing.
brotip #1141
profile pictures = how your friend wants to look. tagged photos = how your friend actually looks.
brotip #1140
calm down and walk away. sometimes it's better to let your ego take hits, rather than your face.
