brotip #1181
"it's complicated." = "i'm letting him fuck but he doesn't want to make it official."
brotip #1180
wearing your sunglasses indoor is the easiest way to say, "make no mistake about it: i actually am kind of an asshole."
brotip #1179
you always hear, "treat women with respect." it isn't gender-specific; treat people with respect.
brotip #1178
your life's not a statue that stays the same way forever. it's more like a photo that develops from the negative.
brotip #1177
always assume that when you talk shit about somebody, they're going to find out.
brotip #1176
"taking risks" means more than unplugging your flash drive without safely removing the hardware first.
brotip #1175
no, the five miles you drove to save ten cents on gas at the cheaper station wasn't worth it.
brotip #1174
don't sleep next to anything you don't want to wake up next to.
