brotip #1116
don’t be that dude that says, "this is awkward," after everything. yeah, it wasn't until you said that.
brotip #1115
when you start dating, make sure you have time for both your girl and your boys, or else they'll hate each other.
brotip #1114
tough times don't last; tough people do.
brotip #1113
assume all underwear on the floor is dirty.
brotip #1112
posting a shit ton of complaints about a website's changes on that website kind of cancels your point.
brotip #1111
everyday at 11:11, text your girl to make a wish. even if it never comes true, you know who she's thinking of at that minute.
brotip #1110
if their phone was actually "turned off," the call would've gone straight to voicemail.
brotip #1109
no one wants to hear you turn everything into a conspiracy theory, bro.
