brotip #1080

look up any list of responsible things to do with your money. notice, "making it rain in the club" isn't one of them.

brotip #1079

if her mom likes you, you're in.

brotip #1078

make sure it's clear to your bros that getting your license or a car does not make you their taxi.

brotip #1077

do your part to save energy, bro. how would you like it if someone turned you on and left you there?

brotip #1076

things that make facebook better: "hide all by twitter".

brotip #1075

in an essay, you can end a list with, "etc." in a conversation, you can end that same list with, "or some shit."

brotip #1074

keep all your private stuff in a folder with a weird name. no one's going to check "dental records 1986".

brotip #1073

if you ever stop and ask yourself, "am i overthinking this?" you probably are.