brotip #1135
three basic repayment options for any service: gas, ass, or grass.
brotip #1134
learn how to take a hint, bro.
brotip #1133
if you think condoms are expensive, imagine how much a baby.
brotip #1132
accents are fucking legit.
brotip #1131
pizza should never be the question. pizza should always be the answer.
brotip #1130
knowing the difference between infatuation and love could save you a lot of time, bro.
brotip #1129
always make sure to have a badass ringtone, just in case you forget to put your phone on silent.
brotip #1128
the amount of confidence you have is directly proportional to the probability of you getting laid this weekend.
